Keep your head warm and your magic sharp with this bold “Curses Don’t Get You Felonies” Beanie. Perfect for witches with a sense of humor, this beanie makes a statement: spellwork may be powerful, but it won’t land you in jail.

Crafted from soft, stretchable knit fabric, it offers comfort and style for chilly days, moonlit rituals, or casual streetwear. Whether you’re casting spells, sipping coffee, or just showing off your witchy side, this beanie adds the perfect touch of sass and magic.

✨ Features:

• Embroidered phrase: “Curses Don’t Get You Felonies”

• Soft, cozy, and stretchable for all-day wear

• Witchy fashion with a darkly funny twist

• Great gift for pagans, witches, and lovers of occult humor

Stay warm, stay witchy, and remind the world that magic doesn’t come with mugshots.