Product Description:

Unleash your wicked sense of humor with the “Curses Don’t Get You Felonies” tee. Perfect for witches, pagans, occultists, and anyone who loves a sharp, magical twist on life’s darker truths, this shirt makes a bold statement: spellcraft doesn’t come with a criminal record.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is ideal for rituals, coven nights, or casual everyday wear. Whether you’re stirring your cauldron, flipping tarot cards, or just letting the world know that your power comes from beyond the mundane, this design strikes the perfect balance of edgy and mystical.

✨ Features:

• Eye-catching phrase with a gothic, witchy vibe

• Comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear or magical gatherings

• Great conversation starter for witches, occult practitioners, and dark humor lovers

Show the world that while your magic may be potent, it’s not prosecutable.